Senarai Makanan yang aku lantak masa aku pergi krismasHari Raya open house semalam (mengikut turutan sebab aku terlebih makan gaji buta rajin hari ni)

Roti jala kuah kari jawa
ketupat
lemang segera
rojak buah
sirap limau
kerepek pisang
mee goreng
Nugget yg bukan McNugget
sirap lagi
Mee kari
kacang goreng
Agar2 jepun
kuih tart
sirap lagi
Roti jala kuah kari bukan jawa
laksa
Ayam panggang tandoori
sirap lagi
Ayam panggang
Agar2 buah
Sup ayam
Sirap lagi

Banyak kan yg masuk perut aku? Macam nak meletup. Laa ni dah dua kali perut aku terkejut beruk memulas. Ni lah akibatnya kalau makan tak ingat dunia. Actually bukannya aku sengaja nak makan banyak tapi yea laa, orang dah jemput terpaksa laa makan err apa pulak nanti kata tuan rumah, dah masak banyak2 orang tak makan hiks!

Sirap mungkin perasa pilihan ramai orang musim2 raya. Banyak betul air sirap yang aku gogok minum semalam, tapi takde laa sampai bertong2. Yang pelik tu takde satu rumah pun yang keluarkan air gas…hmmm! Mungkin tahun ni banyak air gas yang tak laku kat kedai hehehe!

Altogether ada lima open house yg aku pergi semalam. The first three suma opismate2 aku kat rawang, ramai2 konvoi pergi buat sepah serbu rumah diorang and then time balik memasing jual mahal, bawak haluan sendiri. Aku plak singgah open house rumah sepupu aku kat Subang Jaya. Dekat nak maghrib baru sampai rumah. Lepas maghrib pergi lak open house rumah jiran, perghh!! Padat betul aktiviti semalam, lepas tengok senario suma orang lelap.

Jutaan terima kasih pada:
Zaimas & Zul, Bandar Tasik Puteri tempat jin bertendang
Shidah, Rawang Perdana 2
Along, Subang Jaya
Abg Yaakob, Puchong Utama
p/s-tahun depan buat Hari Raya open house jangan lupa jemput aku sekeluarga lagi okay!

Lawak Orang Pekak versi whitehouse...panjang giler tapi kelakar

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Source : forwarded email

p/s - when fools run a country, this is the result hehehe!