Being a finance peoples, we always have to face our most hated enemy that is the auditor.
The company's Financial Year ended last December and by now, my office is full of these jerks...ergghh. I must admit that so far I've managed to make them hate me instead..a reverse psychology laa konon! Yeah...let them hate me...I like it!
Let me tell you how. The rule of thumb is, if you want them to stay away from you, do something that makes thems not to like you, I mean you should act in the most unfriendly and uncoorperative manner. Amongst others:
1. Act seriously....I mean damn serious, don't let them see you in a happy mood, not even a smile.
2. Pretend like you don't understand what they want...ooppss they might think you stupid instead, be careful.
3. Give a sarcastic remarks...some carut2 will do.
4. Avoid an eye contact with them, pretend like they dont exist.
5. Tell your office mate to interupt your conversation with them, a phone call on some fictitious urgent matters for example.
6. Try attend as many other company meeting as you can...eventhough you are not invited.
7. I f you happen to see them comin your away, turn back and...run for your life.
8. Call up TNB to do as much power failure as they can, particularly to your office area .....updated 13.1.2005!!!
9. These list will be updated from time to time...
If you can do half of the stipulated acts then you deserve a credit from me hahaha!
By the way I just had a quarelled with one girl auditor who tried to act like some smart ass. She obviously can't understand what I was trying to explain so I had no choice but to switch on my loud speaker like someone kena hysteria until her ass can't stand the heat anymore. After all the hard time I've given her...she probably realised how asshole I am hehehe!
Ohh...didn't I tell you that my eldest son, Haziq is now in standard on?
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